Oh My Lady, who shalt thou choose?

Recent events that happened triggered my brain cells to try my 'talent' (or the lack of) in writing a parody. Alert: This is an insider's thingy-HELP FM. haha. For those who may not appreciate the deep meaning behind, just immerse your eyes with the chun pictures. ^_^


This is Princess Zi.


Hailed from the Land of Three Sciences, Princess Zi is known to all as a sociable, elegant young lady. The picture above speaks a thousand words, doesn't it?
Princess Zi has been enjoying her singlehood though she does have her fair share of memories.
Not long before this, she left the Land of Three Sciences and resided in Uniland.

Uniland-where Her Royal Highness resides. ^_^ (oh how I wish I got to go to this place called Lupins)

Lately, Princess Zi has gone on a royal vacation to the island of Phee Nang with her friends, all of which are sons and daughters of distinguished aristocrats, such as the son of Sir Chong, Mr. JOUnathan, the son of Count Lim, Mr. LONGherrring, the daughter of Duke Koo, Ms. Sara Strawberry.


However, little did Princess Zi knows that rumours and speculation has been going around like wild fire. Even the sons and daughters of the dignitaries think thay Her Royal Highness has feelings for her buddy friends, friends whom she talks over a cup of coffee in The Royal Starbucks or high tea in The Ritz Carlton Hotel.


So who are the suspects?? ^_<


Prince William

Apparently the paparazzi has reliable sources from Blogspot.com that Princess Zi and Prince Wil, as he is fondly known, has been corresponding with each other. In fact, the trip was planned as their pre-honeymoon; with Ms. Sara Strawberry acting as a decoy.


'Her Royal Highness even wrote several posts herself in Prince Wil's private blog,' said a spokeperson for The HELP Herald.

'Why would Her Royal Highness be interested to join us commoners
in our HELP FM trip? It is not meant to be a royal vacation in first place,' quipped someone from the clique.

Witty, sharp, crappy at times, Prince Wil is caring and honest deep down inside. Could he be the man?




Prince Edward

The History of Princess Zi and Prince Eddie, as he is fondly called, can be dated back to their high school time. They were reading Science in the 'extraordinary' school of MCKL but they were mere aquaintances then.

They knew each other better in their pre-uni days.

Apparently, the spokeperson of Help Herald claimed that Princess Zi had cordially invited Prince Eddie to the island of Middle Lang, without the knowledge of Prince Eddie's clique, the Help FM.

'Her Royal Highness invited Prince Eddie over because she has feelings for him. And later they also joined us to the island of Phee Nang. I am positive about something 'more than friends' here,' quipped an insider who thinks he knows the truth.

Gentleman, whacky and sensitive to others', can Prince Edward be the one?


Until Press time, there are two more sources, lacking evidence, that Princess Zi actually had been in a long-term relatinoship with the son of a well-known, Hong Kong mathematician, Professor Yee. Prof Yee obtained is phD in Mathematics at the tender age of 20; beating Mr. Sunny Yee of Yee tuition's centre flat. Another source will be a commoner who has not made much public appearance, Mr. Xiang. Mr. Xiang is a down-to-earth person who aspires to land himself on a job with the F1 team one day.


RUMOURS. Judgments. Why can't Princess Zi has her freedom in socializing? Why will people not believe that it is mere friendship with her MCKL friends and the hard-to-explain-but-it-is-a-buddy-friendship relationship with the Help gang?
Perhaps in life, we all think too complicated.
Simple answer just won't do to some people.

'Unsatisfactory' some people claim, when they find out that the truth is a far cry from what they think.




Now, why can't 'THE ONE' be him?? *wink*

Prince Takeshi Kaneshiro

'Yes I admire Zi. I think she is amazing.
I sincerely hope that outsiders will give
us a solace to nurture this newfound
ambiguous-status relationship. Thanks.'


Sometimes, a soon-to-bud relationship may just wither due to the strains and attention that external factors (aka people who should mind their own business).
It is like neither friends nor couple. So what they need is a personal solace to know each other better. Give them the much needed privacy please. No interrogation, no teasings please.

For all that you know, they may just live happily ever after like this. ^_^
Let her find the other autumn in her heart.